Perplexed Proposals !!!

A & M is trying to convince J to go and propose his love when she passes by the college cafeteria while 3 of them were at the peak of doing nothing.

A induce J and tells him, “Don’t tell me you can’t do it, go on dude.”

M supports A and says: “Yes J, you can buddy. Look at her eyes; they are looking for you every time she reaches this place where we gang. How do you explain that?”

A puts his hand around J’s shoulder and enlighten him, “look buddy you have to go and tell her right now. I don’t think you will get a better chance. She is all alone now. Come on, go and tell her what you feel.”

Confused J asks them, “What am I going to tell her, I don’t know how she will respond?” J adds “No brother I don’t think I can do this. What if she says “NO”?

Frustrated M slams “WTF!!, come on man, do you think she can say “NO” to a guy like you, Never mate, You know what, as far as my understanding on girls’ psychology goes, I should tell you that she expects you to go and talk to her right now.”

J exclaims; “really?”
A then concurs to J and adds, “Yeah boy, don’t be a dumb ass, come on go for it.”

J then asks them: “Hey can you guys be with me when I open mind to her?”

Surprised M slashes out at J and asks him “WHAT?!! Are you nuts?, she will not even look at you if you talk to her in company. She wants you all by for her. So, don’t act like a kid, be a man and go tell her.”

J rubs his hands, did some self grooming and gained some confidence, and gets ready, “Okay! I am going,” Turns back to A & M and asks… “but how do I start?”

M makes it clear to J, “Look, keep your cool, walk towards her, lock her eyes with your eyes, when you are near to her, give her a “dude” look and tell her “I ….. LOVE…..YOU”, that’s it, job done.”

A then puts a question forward to M “Shouldn’t he be waiting for a reply from her? “

M responds “of course yes, then you keep looking at her eyes, you’ll see love blossoming, and then she’ll tell you those beautiful magical words. After that she is all yours. Isn’t that like a dream coming true?” J gives a wide grin.

A indicates that she had walked and reached some distance, and asks J to get on the bike so that he can drop him near to her. M pats J on his back and tells “Yeah brother, go on. All the best!!!, You can do it. “

While riding pillion with A, J was panicking and was having thoughts, which got disturbed by the advise from A telling him not to be nervous and to be cool. When J was about to ask A, a question doubting his own confidence, J notices that the girl stops by the college French department.

Neither A nor J had any clue on why she stopped near to the department. After a while they saw a middle aged lady joining the girl for her walk out of the college. Disappointed J asks A, “Who is that lady with her? Why is she walking with her? Who is she?” A distracts J and tells him not to mind these things and to stick to his job and to concentrate. Frustrated J, swears that lady as he wanted to tell the girl when she is alone.

Seconds before A drops J near to her, A gives J a last bit of advice, “You can be a bit harsh at that lady if she interferes, okay? That’ll impress her and adds value for your proposals”. Even though confused, J takes a sigh.

A drops J just in front of the walking girl and the lady, and rides back immediately without even looking back which actually created some kind of confusion in the confused J’s mind. But then he stick to his job and started giving the girl the so called “dude” look which he thinks this how it is.

J started “Miss, I wanted to tell you something”, point to note is that the girl is not even looking at J and she is facing the lady with her. J continues “I have been carrying a pain in my heart ever since I saw you, I can’t hold it anymore.”

The Lady interferes “What you want? Who the hell are you?”

Irritation of the interference and opportunity of proving his love takes control over J, he bursts out. He turns to the lady and changed his vocal mode to “Threat” and said “Hey lady, this is none of your business, I am trying to propose to the girl that I love. So please…. Walk away or you are going to suffer…”

Annoyed lady responded, “How dare you talk to me like that? You have no idea who I am”

J continued “I dare more than this, Wanna try?huh!!, so don’t try to give me your evil looks okay, get lost you s**t head……”

J resumes back to the girl and tells her “Miss all I wanted to tell you is that “I………….” “Love……..” “You………”

J remembers the instruction from A & M and waits for the girl to respond; unfortunately the girl was not even looking at him. The girl turns to the lady and walks away with her. J was depressed to see the girl’s response, as he was expecting an immediate reply. But then he convinces himself assuming that she may need some more time to think of it. Relieved J walks back to A & M where he saw them having nervous serious discussions

Out of cheerfulness J screamed, “I did it guys, thank you for your support, I am feeling light now, Phewwwwwwwwww…. Man this is tough, but feels good !!”

With a mild voice A asked “Did you really proposed her?” J responded, “Of course, I did”

Both heard a F**K from M, J got confused and exclaimed “What? What happened?”
A continued “I wanted to tell you, but then I got nervous when I saw that lady hence I flee.”

M inquired, “Don’t you know who that lady is?” J said “No.” M slams his hand on the bike “Damn!!, You couldn’t even make out who she is, even by the girl and the lady’s resemblance? You are such a dumb a*s.”

Baffled J had no clue what is going on, he kept on asking them “What? What wrong with the lady?” Finally A holds J’s hand and tells him “brother, that lady is her MOTHER!!!….”

J then goes pale, perplexed, low and was about to faint, but holds his strength and asks for confirmation “What did you just say?”

A responded, “Yes brother, that’s her mother.”

M interfered and asks J “I hope you did managed things well out there?”

J reveals “Yes, I think I managed it well by calling her a S**t Head.”

A & M vanishes from the frame!!!

After this J made it sure that even by accident he never comes in front of neither the girl nor her mother. Later he stopped looking at the college French department, started hating the language French, France and even people who know French.

After few weeks new batch joined the college as freshers and as expected A&M was busy scheduling their extended support.

~Jithu